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Tina FeyI dreamed of being an actress when I was a little kid because you don't know then that the writer writes everything the actor is saying. But as I got older, I got into college and became more aware that writing is another option, and I started getting into it, too.
Tina FeyDon't waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions... Do your thing and don't care if they like it.
Tina FeyI really admire stand-up, and I think I would have loved to learn how to do it. I think it's terrifying and thrilling. A really cool thing to do. It's a dying art, in a way.
Tina FeyI prefer the retro chic of spending Christmas just like Joseph and Mary did - Traveling arduously back to the place of your birth to be counted, with no guarantee of a bed when you get there.
Tina FeyโHow do you juggle it all?โ people constantly ask me, with an accusatory look in their eyes. โYouโre screwing it all up, arenโt you?โ their eyes say. My standard answer is that I have the same struggle as any working parent but with the good fortune to be working at my dream job. Or sometimes I just hand them a juicy red apple Iโve poisoned in my working-mother witch cauldron and fly away.
Tina Fey