You don't just decide to destroy a person by making up stuff, and no one at 'SNL' is writing to go after someone.

Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.

Trying to be a leader in a sort of very atypical workplace like 'Saturday Night Live' forces you to realize that no one wants you to be their leader. If you can help them get their thing on TV or whatever, they want that. But no adult is looking for a role model.

I had a gentleman in college tell me, during a date, that I could be really pretty if I lost some weight. On a date!

I was wearing my best Gap turtleneck and my dates were two adult lesbians, so yea, I was pretty cool.

I became immersed in the cult of improvisation. I was like one of those athletes trying to get into the Olympics. It was all about blind focus. I was so sure that I was doing exactly what I'd been put on this earth to do, and I would have done anything to make it onto that stage.

My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.