Sometimes if you have a difficult decisin to make, just stall until the answer presents itself.

Gay people don’t actually try to convert people. That’s Jehovah’s Witnesses you’re thinking of.

When I started on 'Saturday Night Live,' I had the choice of wearing contact lenses, which I had never worn before, or glasses, in order to be able to read the cue cards.

Now let me be clear; millions of women around the world nurse their children beautifully for years without giving anybody else a hard time about it. Teat Nazis are a solely western upper-middle-class phenomenon occurring when highly ambitious women experience deprivation from outside modes of achievement.

The upsides of acting in things is mostly getting your hair done and having people give you clothes. So as long as you can have a little bit of that in your life, then it's just as delightful to be behind camera.

Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.

I had to get back to work... NBC has me under contract; the baby and I only have a verbal agreement.