We writers dream of a future where actors are mostly computer generated and their performances can be adjusted, by us, on a laptop, alone.

At the upcoming Grammy Awards, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony will perform together as the first time, as man and wife. Hopefully music.

When I started on 'Saturday Night Live,' I had the choice of wearing contact lenses, which I had never worn before, or glasses, in order to be able to read the cue cards.

The first time I went to see a Second City show, I was in awe of everything. I just wanted to touch the same stage that Gilda Radner had walked on. It was sacred ground.

Television is a runaway train that you have to get on for nine months of the year. But at the same time, it has a wonderful immediacy.

When a man plays a woman in a dress, you're halfway there. It's inherently funny. When a woman plays a man, for whatever reason, it's not that instant kind of funny.

I don't like my feet. I'm not crazy about anybody's feet. But I have flat feet.