I want to spend time with Oprah and I don't know what I need to do to make that happen.

The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling.

Boyhood proves that there's still good roles for women over 40, as long as you get hired when you're under 40.

Whatever the problem - be part of the solution

...nothing is creepier than a bunch of adults being very quiet.

Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.

There's a Drunk Midget in My House Ah, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts. Like most people who have had one baby, I am an expert on everythiing and will tell you, unsolicited, how to raise your kid!