I want to spend time with Oprah and I don't know what I need to do to make that happen.

Am I just chasing it because it's the hardest thing for me to get and I want to prove I can do it?

I really love cursing a lot. But as I get older, I realize it's a little unseemly for women of a certain age.

Either way, everything will be fine. But if you have an opinion, please feel free to offer it to me through the gap in the door of a public restroom. Everyone else does.

In my experience, the hardest thing about having someone "come out" to you is the "pretending to be surprised" part.

My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.

It's harder to make something good when you can't curse all the time.