I want to spend time with Oprah and I don't know what I need to do to make that happen.

North Korea threatened to attack if Sony Pictures released The Interview, forcing us all to pretend that we wanted to see it.

Don't be too precious or attached to anything you write. Let things be malleable. For sketch writers, remember they're called sketches for a reason. They're not called oil paintings. Some of them are going to stink. You have to let them stink.

In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.

Whitney Houston’s cover of “I Will Always Love You” was constantly on my FM Walkman radio around that time. I think that made me cry because I associated it with absolutely no one.

The only way I could get comfortable around people was to make them laugh.

I think people fetishize glasses in general. You could put glasses on a rotting pumpkin and people would think it was sexy.