If a bout of "creepy face" sets in, the trick is to look away from the camera between shots and turn back only when necessary. This also limits how much of your soul the camera can steal.

[...] things most people do naturally are often inexplicably difficult for me.

...the music seems creepy, like when children sing in a horror movie

Many of the world's greatest discoveries have been by accident. I mean, look at the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, or Botox.

I think if you ask any of us here, we all dreamed of ending up on Saturday Night Live. I remember thinking, 'I'll just keep doing this as long as I can get away with it.'

Whatever the problem - be part of the solution

In an attempt to make things easier for myself, which is the basis for all of history's worst decisions [...].