I was like, oh, I want to sign up for "Catwoman," and then Anne Hathaway had already signed up for it.
Tina FeyNow every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.
Tina FeySometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are in control of your life, which of course you are not.
Tina FeyOne afternoon a girl walked by in a bikini and my cousin Janet scoffed, โLook at the hips on her.โ I panicked. What about the hips? Were they too big? Too small? What were my hips? I didnโt know hips could be a problem. I thought there was just fat or skinny. This was how I found out that there are an infinite number of things that can be โincorrectโ on a womanโs body.
Tina Fey