There is no one of-woman-born who does not like Red Lobster cheddar biscuits. Anyone who claims otherwise is a liar and a Socialist.

Being a mom has made me so tired. And so happy.

The topic of working moms is a tap-dance recital in a minefield.

Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions; go over, under, through, and opinions will change organically when you’re the boss. Or they won’t. Who cares? Do your thing, and don’t care if they like it.

This made no sense to me, probably because I speak English and have never had a head injury.

[Television] is a great medium for writers, because there's just no time for a studio to interfere very long. You write it, you shoot it; it's on TV.

A combustion engine of ambition and disappointment.