There is no one of-woman-born who does not like Red Lobster cheddar biscuits. Anyone who claims otherwise is a liar and a Socialist.

You must not look in that mirror at your doughy legs and flat feet, for today is about dreams and illusions, and unfiltered natural daylight is the enemy of dreams.

And I can see Russia from my house.

[Please let my daughter] not have to wear high heels.

Tracy: Stop eating people's old french fries, little pigeon. Have some self-respect. Don't you know you can fly?

You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.

I didn't get on TV until I was 30, which is really fortunate because you are who you are at that point.