I got a fan letter on the back of a prison menu. And I remember thinking, 'Well, they get pie. It's not so bad. They get pie on the weekends.' I want to say blueberry and also a Boston cream pie. Not so bad.

The Supreme Court is expected to rule this week whether banning cross burning by groups like the Klu Klux Klan violates the first amendment. The outcome could affect the entertainment at Trent Lott's Christmas party.

Then she took out a speculum the size of a milk shake machine. Even Michelle Duggar would have flinched at this thing, but I had never seen one before.

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math.

This made no sense to me, probably because I speak English and have never had a head injury.

It has been said that to write is to live forever. The man who said that is dead.

Whatever the problem - be part of the solution