In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant Irish people.

Sometimes if you have a difficult decisin to make, just stall until the answer presents itself.

[Please let my daughter] not have to wear high heels.

I'm such a fan of Lily's [Tomlin], for so many years. I feel like Lily was the first popular mainstream crossover comedian who also was kind of an overtly feminist comedian.

You’re in competition with everyone.

In Washington, officials from the National Rifle Association met with a group of high school students. There were no survivors.

Growing up as a girl is always traumatizing, especially when you have the deadly combination of greasy skin and getting your boobs at ten. But I think it's good to grow up that way. It builds character.