You can't control things by being nervous.

[Please let my daughter] not have to wear high heels.

In an attempt to make things easier for myself, which is the basis for all of history's worst decisions [...].

You don't just decide to destroy a person by making up stuff, and no one at 'SNL' is writing to go after someone.

If you watch [The] Search for Signs of Intelligent Life [in the Universe], or The Incredible Shrinking Woman, or 9 to 5, there is a lot of gender politics at the forefront of Lily Tomlin work, which was kind of thrilling for me to be watching as a 10-, 11-, 12-year-old kid.

Quentin Tarantino is here, star of all my sexual nightmares.

Don't be too precious or attached to anything you write. Let things be malleable. For sketch writers, remember they're called sketches for a reason. They're not called oil paintings. Some of them are going to stink. You have to let them stink.