I think for women especially, you need to have a plan. I need to have some other ways to generate income, so I don't have to stretch my face or lift the top of my head with surgery or something.

Start with a 'Yes', and see where that takes you.

Your initiations are worthwhile.

I think women dress for other women to let them know what their deal is. Because if women were only dressing for men, there would be nothing but Victoria's Secret. There would be no Dior.

Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.

You can be a little bit darker and rougher on the stage, partly because when you're in the theater, people have come to see you, and so they kind of know what they're in for. In television, you are sort of sneaking into people's homes. So, I think you can be a little bit darker on stage.

Gay people don’t actually try to convert people. That’s Jehovah’s Witnesses you’re thinking of.