Every morning, when Alaskans wake up, one of the first things they do, is look outside to see if there are any Russians hanging around. And if there are, you gotta go up to them and ask, 'What are you doing here?' and if they can't give you a good reason, it's our responsibility to say, you know, 'Shoo! Get back over there!'
Tina FeyYou all have got to stop calling each other sluts and whores. It only makes it okay for guys to call you sluts and whores.
Tina FeyI like to write about women, not so much about the way they relate to men, but about the way they relate to each other.
Tina FeyAt some point, you realize that people might be laughing at your jokes because they're afraid not to laugh.
Tina FeySomewhere around the fifth or seventh grade I figured out that I could ingratiate myself to people by making them laugh. Essentially, I was just trying to make them like me. But after a while it became part of my identity.
Tina FeyI feel like there is a lot of inherent humor in the stress and insanity surrounding that process. People lose their minds, trying to prove their parental worth by getting their children into one of five colleges; when there are thousands of good colleges across the United States - and elsewhere.
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