Every morning, when Alaskans wake up, one of the first things they do, is look outside to see if there are any Russians hanging around. And if there are, you gotta go up to them and ask, 'What are you doing here?' and if they can't give you a good reason, it's our responsibility to say, you know, 'Shoo! Get back over there!'
Tina FeyWhen a man plays a woman in a dress, you're halfway there. It's inherently funny. When a woman plays a man, for whatever reason, it's not that instant kind of funny.
Tina FeyI grew up in a family of Republicans. And when I was 18 and registering to vote, my momโs only instruction was โYou just go in and pull the big Republican lever.โ Thatโs my welcome to adulthood. Sheโs like, โNo, donโt even read it. Just pull the Republican lever.
Tina FeyThere are so many quiet times you spend as a mother that aren't glorified but are a foundation for your kids. No matter what, there was always a thick safety net under this trapeze.
Tina Fey