Am I just chasing it because it's the hardest thing for me to get and I want to prove I can do it?

When hiring, mix Harvard Nerds with Chicago Improvisers and stir.

Whenever you see me, I'm on antique quaaludes.

Seriously, I've just realized that almost everyone is a fraud, so I try not to feel too bad about it.

We are a society that constantly celebrates no one but women and it must stop! I want to hear what the men of the world have been up to. What fun new guns have they invented? What are they raping these days? What’s Michael Bay’s next film going to be?

One afternoon a girl walked by in a bikini and my cousin Janet scoffed, “Look at the hips on her.” I panicked. What about the hips? Were they too big? Too small? What were my hips? I didn’t know hips could be a problem. I thought there was just fat or skinny. This was how I found out that there are an infinite number of things that can be “incorrect” on a woman’s body.

Mary Tyler Moore was a working woman whose story lines were not always about dating and men. They were about work friendships and relationships, which is what I feel my adult life has mostly been about.