Am I just chasing it because it's the hardest thing for me to get and I want to prove I can do it?

I have two daughters, and we live here in Manhattan, and having gone through the Manhattan kindergarten application process, nothing will ever rival the stress of that.

When hiring, mix Harvard Nerds with Chicago Improvisers and stir.

Sometimes when you're doing a comedy, the director will yell out "alts" and then the director gets the first laugh.

North Korea referred to The Interview as absolutely intolerable and a wanton act of terror. Even more amazing: not the worst review the movie got.

I don't really have a nemesis, but I have a series of hundreds of small enemies that fuel me. Everyone I meet I assume is out to get me and that fuels my fire on a daily basis.

Anyone who knows me will tell you that I am all about money. I mean, just look how well my line of zodiac-inspired toe rings and homeopathic children's medications are selling on Home Shopping Network.