When actors are too good-looking, I can’t memorize them. For example, I have never seen a picture of Sienna Miller where I didn’t say, “That girl’s pretty. Who is that?

If these two are tired of having sex with each other, what hope is there for the rest of us?

Don't be too precious or attached to anything you write. Let things be malleable.

[Television] is a great medium for writers, because there's just no time for a studio to interfere very long. You write it, you shoot it; it's on TV.

I don't want to be somebody else.

Everybody kind of gets to be the person they didn't get to be.

Twitter seems like a busman's holiday: just more writing. I have no plans to do it. I'll just stick with my 24/7 webcam. I'm old-fashioned that way.