I did end up doing substitute teaching, but there's not a lot of teaching involved in that.
People in New York love having roof parties.
If you see me at a restaurant, blow me a kiss, wave, blow me another kiss, then walk five steps backward.
I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate.
I don't ban bloggers from my shows. I have a separate line: VIP seating for bloggers.
I like Cilantro, but you don't have to.