I don't ban bloggers from my shows. I have a separate line: VIP seating for bloggers.

I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate.

People don't understand that that's really what it is. They're looking for a magic phone number or something. And to a certain extent, I understand that, because comedy is treated so much as a stepping stone by a lot of people.

I once sat next to Jim from Wild Kingdom on a flight from Atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a lot of doors.

Anyone who bombs is my friend.

I was probably just trying to be Dennis Miller, but without the vocabulary to actually be Dennis Miller. I guess I was just less interesting than I am now, if I am interesting at all

I haven't done a lot in London. I think comedy over there is how it was over here years ago. There's tons of it, and they're better paid.