I must have done everything I had. You go through years where you go through everything you've ever written

I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport.

I'm particularly proud of my reluctance to share my dreams with anyone.

I want to release another CD this year, finish writing a screenplay, and make another short film

I haven't done a lot in London. I think comedy over there is how it was over here years ago. There's tons of it, and they're better paid.

Only lately, like within the last few years, have I had people actually do an impression of me to me, which weirds me out to think of what they have picked up on, without ever realizing it myself

There are certain things that are probably too mean. I don't particularly like fat jokes. Those kind of bother me. But I guess what I was trying to say is, if I said I would never laugh at this, you could probably dig around and find a situation where I did laugh. I try not to be a hypocrite with that one. I find when there's a controversy about someone saying something offensive, I usually take the angle of, "Well, I don't know if that was offensive; it just wasn't funny." I generally don't gasp, "Oh my God!" I think people have been getting raked over the coals lately.