I'd rather send out a mass email then hang posters all over the place

I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up.

I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport.

I have a podiatrist appointment at 2.

I'd rather send out a mass email then hang posters all over the place

I mean, I've had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort of logic error or something that I've never even thought about, and they're right.

I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also