I don't feel I'm even worthy of a normal amount of value.

I did end up doing substitute teaching, but there's not a lot of teaching involved in that.

I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also

I like Cilantro, but you don't have to.

I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.

I wasn't as nervous as I thought I would be when I started

I mean, I've had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort of logic error or something that I've never even thought about, and they're right.