I don't feel I'm even worthy of a normal amount of value.

I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also

You come there and hang out and have a drink before the show and eat, so it's not that brutal. It's only $6.

I must have done everything I had. You go through years where you go through everything you've ever written

I haven't done a lot in London. I think comedy over there is how it was over here years ago. There's tons of it, and they're better paid.

I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase

If you see me at a restaurant, blow me a kiss, wave, blow me another kiss, then walk five steps backward.