I don't feel I'm even worthy of a normal amount of value.

I used to write things out beforehand. But sometimes it backfires

I must have done everything I had. You go through years where you go through everything you've ever written

I was probably just trying to be Dennis Miller, but without the vocabulary to actually be Dennis Miller. I guess I was just less interesting than I am now, if I am interesting at all

I loved Australia. I was very successful there

I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate.

I did end up doing substitute teaching, but there's not a lot of teaching involved in that.