People don't understand that that's really what it is. They're looking for a magic phone number or something. And to a certain extent, I understand that, because comedy is treated so much as a stepping stone by a lot of people.

I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate.

I have a podiatrist appointment at 2.

I guess there seems to be clubs opening up again, which is strange.

I want to release another CD this year, finish writing a screenplay, and make another short film

You come there and hang out and have a drink before the show and eat, so it's not that brutal. It's only $6.

There seems to be more comedy for comedy's sake