I've had shows where you think, "Is this going well? I can't tell," and then you say goodnight and you get this ovation. They're sorta like a theater audience. I've learned that much; that they're not always going to be doing backflips - but I'll never figure it out. Because sometimes you walk up there, and they're so excited, and then other times, it's just... But sometimes an audience is bad, and you can tell them they're bad, and that sort of breaks the ice a bit.

I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate.

I don't ban bloggers from my shows. I have a separate line: VIP seating for bloggers.

I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also

I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.

If I'm at a party and someone puts on a Blues Brothers tape, I tend to go nuts.

I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up.