I've had shows where you think, "Is this going well? I can't tell," and then you say goodnight and you get this ovation. They're sorta like a theater audience. I've learned that much; that they're not always going to be doing backflips - but I'll never figure it out. Because sometimes you walk up there, and they're so excited, and then other times, it's just... But sometimes an audience is bad, and you can tell them they're bad, and that sort of breaks the ice a bit.

I have a podiatrist appointment at 2.

I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport.

I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up.

It's cool to go to a place that has posters up and it's one night only. It feels more special.

I loved Australia. I was very successful there

I will not be misquoted!