There seems to be more comedy for comedy's sake

I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians.

I haven't done a lot in London. I think comedy over there is how it was over here years ago. There's tons of it, and they're better paid.

I must have done everything I had. You go through years where you go through everything you've ever written

People don't understand that that's really what it is. They're looking for a magic phone number or something. And to a certain extent, I understand that, because comedy is treated so much as a stepping stone by a lot of people.

I mean, I've always had scattered interests, but I never went on stage to get an agent or anything like that

I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate.