If you see me at a restaurant, blow me a kiss, wave, blow me another kiss, then walk five steps backward.

It's cool to go to a place that has posters up and it's one night only. It feels more special.

I once sat next to Jim from Wild Kingdom on a flight from Atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a lot of doors.

I don't feel I'm even worthy of a normal amount of value.

I was probably just trying to be Dennis Miller, but without the vocabulary to actually be Dennis Miller. I guess I was just less interesting than I am now, if I am interesting at all

I have a podiatrist appointment at 2.

I had temping jobs also. I liked the flexibility. There was no asking for time off; you just didn't work.