If you see me at a restaurant, blow me a kiss, wave, blow me another kiss, then walk five steps backward.

Comedy clubs are a bit more expensive. That's the problem with some of these places. But the flipside of that is, if you do too many shows for free or $5, then people don't understand why you can't fly to Milwaukee and do a show for a $3 cover. That won't even pay for my flight.

I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also

I loved Australia. I was very successful there

Anyone who bombs is my friend.

I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.

I'd rather send out a mass email then hang posters all over the place