Only lately, like within the last few years, have I had people actually do an impression of me to me, which weirds me out to think of what they have picked up on, without ever realizing it myself

I don't ban bloggers from my shows. I have a separate line: VIP seating for bloggers.

I mean, I guess I started during the comedy boom, so it was literally like, on Sunday you could decide you wanted to be a comic, and on Monday, you could be on stage

I had temping jobs also. I liked the flexibility. There was no asking for time off; you just didn't work.

There's people that are just in awe of what you do, and then there are people who just think it's garbage. And I think there are people who are just uncomfortable seeing someone have fun with their job

I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.

I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate.