I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up.
Comedy clubs are a bit more expensive. That's the problem with some of these places. But the flipside of that is, if you do too many shows for free or $5, then people don't understand why you can't fly to Milwaukee and do a show for a $3 cover. That won't even pay for my flight.
Buddha, much like everyone else has good and bad days.
I like Cilantro, but you don't have to.
I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase
If I'm at a party and someone puts on a Blues Brothers tape, I tend to go nuts.