I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also

If you see me at a restaurant, blow me a kiss, wave, blow me another kiss, then walk five steps backward.

I want to release another CD this year, finish writing a screenplay, and make another short film

My sister sometimes does a Todd Barry tribute act.

I like Cilantro, but you don't have to.

I was probably just trying to be Dennis Miller, but without the vocabulary to actually be Dennis Miller. I guess I was just less interesting than I am now, if I am interesting at all

I'm particularly proud of my reluctance to share my dreams with anyone.