Kids; 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery

Environmentalists have a very conflicted relationship with their cars.

Women; can't live with em, can't kill em

Any time your head explodes, that's not a good situation.

If you're spending a lot of time in the writers' room and then you're also acting, you have your foot in both of those doors. I'd always say to the writers, "You can say whatever you want about your boss in front of me. I'm not going to think about it as my girlfriend." You've got to be able to trash your boss, in any job.

The misconception about Hollywood is that it's a crazy drug and alcohol fueled place. It can be but there's also a huge sober community.

Kids; 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery