My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more.

My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more.

The nature of show business is people within the business feel that if someone else fails, they move up a notch.

I didn't quit football because I failed a drug test, I failed a test because I was ready to quite football.

If you're spending a lot of time in the writers' room and then you're also acting, you have your foot in both of those doors. I'd always say to the writers, "You can say whatever you want about your boss in front of me. I'm not going to think about it as my girlfriend." You've got to be able to trash your boss, in any job.

Kids; 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery

Environmentalists have a very conflicted relationship with their cars.