My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more.

I didn't quit football because I failed a drug test, I failed a test because I was ready to quite football.

When you work with your wife you really have no "me" time, or place to get away and be with the guys, because you're at work all day together, and then you're at home, and you have this other public life.

Any time your head explodes, that's not a good situation.

To the extent that movies get released, they are generally not big box-office generators. Hollywood is clearly focusing on their holiday releases coming up and those will either make or break the year.

My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more.

Environmentalists have a very conflicted relationship with their cars.