My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more.

The nature of show business is people within the business feel that if someone else fails, they move up a notch.

Women; can't live with em, can't kill em

Environmentalists have a very conflicted relationship with their cars.

Hey, Warren, the Raiders signed you to a seven-year deal. I guess Bill Callahan was right - they are the dumbest team in America.

To the extent that movies get released, they are generally not big box-office generators. Hollywood is clearly focusing on their holiday releases coming up and those will either make or break the year.

I didn't quit football because I failed a drug test, I failed a test because I was ready to quite football.