Hey, Warren, the Raiders signed you to a seven-year deal. I guess Bill Callahan was right - they are the dumbest team in America.

Any time your head explodes, that's not a good situation.

People still question my sobriety, my commitment to the program, and that hurts. I take things day by day, and sometimes I take them minute by minute, but I honor my commitment to stay sober.

Women; can't live with em, can't kill em

The nature of show business is people within the business feel that if someone else fails, they move up a notch.

Hey, Warren, the Raiders signed you to a seven-year deal. I guess Bill Callahan was right - they are the dumbest team in America.

Kids; 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery