Hey, Warren, the Raiders signed you to a seven-year deal. I guess Bill Callahan was right - they are the dumbest team in America.

My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more.

The difference between one man and another is not mere ability... it is energy.

I didn't quit football because I failed a drug test, I failed a test because I was ready to quite football.

It's pretty lonely and sad to be single. Every night was the same for me, I'd go home and curl up in bed with my favorite book. Well, actually it was a magazine.

People still question my sobriety, my commitment to the program, and that hurts. I take things day by day, and sometimes I take them minute by minute, but I honor my commitment to stay sober.

Kids; 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery