I didn't quit football because I failed a drug test, I failed a test because I was ready to quite football.

If one might wish for impossibilities, I might then wish that my children might be well versed in physical science, but in due subordination to the fulness and freshness of their knowledge on moral subjects. ... Rather than have it the principal thing in my son's mind, I would gladly have him think that the sun went round the earth, and that the stars were so many spangles set in the bright blue firmament.

Women; can't live with em, can't kill em

Hey, Warren, the Raiders signed you to a seven-year deal. I guess Bill Callahan was right - they are the dumbest team in America.

Environmentalists have a very conflicted relationship with their cars.

I didn't quit football because I failed a drug test, I failed a test because I was ready to quite football.

The misconception about Hollywood is that it's a crazy drug and alcohol fueled place. It can be but there's also a huge sober community.