I didn't quit football because I failed a drug test, I failed a test because I was ready to quite football.

Environmentalists have a very conflicted relationship with their cars.

Hey, Warren, the Raiders signed you to a seven-year deal. I guess Bill Callahan was right - they are the dumbest team in America.

When you work with your wife you really have no "me" time, or place to get away and be with the guys, because you're at work all day together, and then you're at home, and you have this other public life.

Women; can't live with em, can't kill em

To the extent that movies get released, they are generally not big box-office generators. Hollywood is clearly focusing on their holiday releases coming up and those will either make or break the year.

My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more.