To the extent that movies get released, they are generally not big box-office generators. Hollywood is clearly focusing on their holiday releases coming up and those will either make or break the year.

Kids; 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery

Any time your head explodes, that's not a good situation.

I didn't quit football because I failed a drug test, I failed a test because I was ready to quite football.

Women; can't live with em, can't kill em

It's pretty lonely and sad to be single. Every night was the same for me, I'd go home and curl up in bed with my favorite book. Well, actually it was a magazine.

To the extent that movies get released, they are generally not big box-office generators. Hollywood is clearly focusing on their holiday releases coming up and those will either make or break the year.