Be. Here. NOW. Don't forget to breathe. When all else fails, grab a clown nose.

I work best when people are here to puncture me

I studied and performed and even taught mime years ago.

I'm a liberal Democrat, and I state that proudly.

I tend to pick on the people I'm closest with because I know they know it's not personal.

I'm responsible for what I am and what I want to be. I'm not trying to live by another's standards.

That sun is lookin' good... and hot! Get it? Hilarious! My joke writers are awesome.