I'm responsible for what I am and what I want to be. I'm not trying to live by another's standards.

That sun is lookin' good... and hot! Get it? Hilarious! My joke writers are awesome.

Humor requires perspective. Perspective requires focus. Focus requires balance. Balance requires attention to the present moment. In the 'now' one is freed from labels. Success and failure, good luck and bad—they're all constructs of your mind.

I don't mind talking about my two daughters, but I don't feel comfortable denying them their privacy.

I tend to pick on the people I'm closest with because I know they know it's not personal.

Be. Here. NOW. Don't forget to breathe. When all else fails, grab a clown nose.

I would think anyone who does anything is always concerned about their customers.