I'm a liberal Democrat, and I state that proudly.

Be. Here. NOW. Don't forget to breathe. When all else fails, grab a clown nose.

I tend to pick on the people I'm closest with because I know they know it's not personal.

Humor requires perspective. Perspective requires focus. Focus requires balance. Balance requires attention to the present moment. In the 'now' one is freed from labels. Success and failure, good luck and bad—they're all constructs of your mind.

When a contestant actually loses consciousness, I think that's a good sign.

That sun is lookin' good... and hot! Get it? Hilarious! My joke writers are awesome.

What possibilities exist here? What is presenting itself to me IN THIS MOMENT that I can use? In a very real sense, it's meditation in motion, the practical application of an esoteric practice. And it relies on the acceptance of serendipity. Serendipity, the effect of accidentally discovering something fortunate