When I go to peoples' houses I like to sneak into their bedrooms and try on their underwear.

Man is a creature of hope and invention, both of which belie the idea that things cannot be changed.

When you have stopped learning you have begun to die.

Learn to write the same way you learn to play golf. You do it and keep doing it until you get it right.

It's not right to say that our loss in Vietnam turned out to be a gain. But lessons were learned. And they were the right lessons.

Bill Clinton is a man who thinks international affairs means dating a girl from out of town.

About forty percent of the people vote Democrat. About forty percent vote Republican. Of those eighty percent, most wouldn't change their votes if Adolf Hitler was running against Abe Lincoln - or against FDR. . . . That leaves twenty percent of the people who swing back one way or another . . . the true independents. . . . That twenty percent controls the destiny of the country.