Probably what pushed the Russians over the edge was SDI... They realized they couldn't beat us...

"Literature" is written material that, 100 years after the death of the author, is forced upon high school students.

Wars are begun by frightened men.

When I go to peoples' houses I like to sneak into their bedrooms and try on their underwear.

Well, It's a Communist country, and the Communists do not reward personal initiative...except by execution.

There are two kinds of people: the ones who need to be told and the ones who figure it out all by themselves.

The general difference between conservatives and liberals is that liberals like pretty pictures and conservatives like to build bridges that people can drive across.