I've made up stuff that's turned out to be real, that's the spooky part.

(Stereotyping) is only for those without the imagination to see people as they are instead of being like someone else they understand.

Helicopters don't fly, they vibrate so badly the ground rejects them.

I haven't got any fan mail from Osama bin Laden. I have no reason to believe he reads my stuff I'll never decide for commercial reasons to put something in that endangers our national security. You just can't do that.

The only person who has artistic control is the director, and 'director' is how you spell God in Hollywood.

Learn to write the same way you learn to play golf. You do it and keep doing it until you get it right.

"Literature" is written material that, 100 years after the death of the author, is forced upon high school students.