I've made up stuff that's turned out to be real, that's the spooky part.

Once you stop believing in Santa Claus, the whole world just goes downhill.

Even true believers had consciences, Too bad.

I am a politician which means I am a liar and a crook. When I am not kissing babies I am stealing their lollypops.

People live longer today than they ever have. They live happier lives, have more knowledge, more information. All this is the result of communications technology. How is any of that bad?

"Literature" is written material that, 100 years after the death of the author, is forced upon high school students.

There are only two ways we can be beaten: we die or we give up. And we're not giving up.