My temper manifests itself when I can't find something. I could swear that there is a plot against me to put kitchen utensils in the wrong drawers.

If you look at movies with Cary Grant or Jimmy Stewart and all the rest of it, none of them looks like a boy. They always looked like mature men. The audience didn't want to go and see kids.

Some friends said they weren't surprised to find out Napoleon and I were related, but it came as quite a shock to me.

Procrastination is probably my worst habit out of many. Especially when it comes to paperwork.

There are so many people in film and television that get between a performer and the audience, and that's frustrating.

I am now known as Nina Conti's father and it's wonderful.

I like writing songs - I keep saying that one day I'll do something with them, but I haven't yet.