Some friends said they weren't surprised to find out Napoleon and I were related, but it came as quite a shock to me.
If you didn't join for the girls, choose another profession.
I like writing songs - I keep saying that one day I'll do something with them, but I haven't yet.
I am now known as Nina Conti's father and it's wonderful.
Fame is a silly business. People who chase it are almost always going to be disappointed.
Procrastination is probably my worst habit out of many. Especially when it comes to paperwork.