Procrastination is probably my worst habit out of many. Especially when it comes to paperwork.

Some friends said they weren't surprised to find out Napoleon and I were related, but it came as quite a shock to me.

I am now known as Nina Conti's father and it's wonderful.

There are so many people in film and television that get between a performer and the audience, and that's frustrating.

I have a natural resistance to being humiliated.

I've always felt like a foreigner wherever I've lived. I don't feel much towards my Italian or Scottish roots, although I do cook the pasta at home.

I like writing songs - I keep saying that one day I'll do something with them, but I haven't yet.