Humor has become so cliche and boring that nothing's funny anymore unless it involves something totally disgusting that offends somebody or makes them feel really uncomfortable.
The only reason in the world that I bought a computer was to look up UFO sites.
I'm not gay, a lotta people think I'm gay. I have a girlfriend. She thinks I'm gay.
It's all success if it's what you need.
When you see opportunities in your life, you've got to analyze, 'Why was that choice given to me?
I would lose straight away if I went on 'American Idol.