There's a different kind of comfort that comes from knowing that you are putting your best foot forward. It's called psychological comfort. Look at a picture of the Coney Island boardwalk in 1925. Men were in full-on three-piece suits, hats. They may have only had one suit. But they pressed it. They made it look as good as possible.

She needs to have a few drinks and cry a little-then she'll be perfect.

If I were straight and I were trying to seduce a woman, I could do it just by standing up at the table when she came back from the bathroom. It works. Every time I do that, all the straight men are sitting at the table and their wives are kicking them. "Look at that!" "You never do that for me!"

Style is very different from fashion. Once you find something that works, keep it.

I like to just have fun and be silly and say pretty much whatever comes into my mind, do pretty much whatever I want.

I hope people will put aside Tom Ford the fashion designer and think about Tom Ford the filmmaker.

I thought I was fabulous and everyone else was stupid.