I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is.

I know how the Academy Awards works: It's a card game, and I'm in the toss-up category.

If I stopped having passion, I'd be done.

I know the Pope is opposed to the use of condoms. All I can say is, I am a spiritual man and I've been happily married for 21 years. I don't even know what a condom is anymore.

E-mail is far more convenient than the telephone, as far as I'm concerned. I would throw my phone away if I could get away with it.

A lot of people would flee from what they think is award-show cheesiness, and I don't. I often joke that my speeches are very personal moments that play themselves out in front of billions of people.

I had to say no to 'Fantasy Island' back when I was doing 'Bosom Buddies.'