I'm a nice middle class public schoolboy who underachieved and wasn't going anywhere fast. I didn't get any GCSEs or A-levels. But everyone was like: "Please, will you do something?" And I was thinking: "Well, I kind of like the idea of joining the French Foreign Legion."

I'm into parlor dramas. I'm into theatre. I'm trained for the stage. I trained to do Chekhov and Shakespeare, I was trained for the stage.

I'm from a nice, suburban, middle-class family, but my tattoos remind me where I've been.

I love dogs. Like, A LOT. They’re my favorite animal. Ever.

Online dating is cool but I think Myspace and Facebook is a little bit off key.

There's always a certain pride in getting the job done properly.

I think online dating is a way of procuring people. Like Facebook and Myspace, it's the way that people connect now and procure small children and sometimes dodgy relationships. I don't think it's very healthy.