My idea of childcare at festivals is to sit at a trestle table with an ale while the kids run around and make up their own games.

When people say " I just don't have enough time " they mean " I prioritized something else.

Bosses should sanction the nap rather than expect workers to power on all day without repose. They might even find that workers' happiness - or what management types refer to as "employee satisfaction results" - might improve.

There is nothing so perfect as pinball and a pint at 11 a.m.

It will soon be difficult to put up a shelf without a degree in shelf putting up.

When the going gets tough, the tough take a nap.

I originally welcomed the mobile phone as it seemed to me that it would enable you to work from anywhere. On the mobile, who was to know if you were sitting on the branch of a tree or sitting in an office? But it instead had the opposite effect: instead of freeing us from the office, it allowed the office to take away our freedom.