Counting in octal is just likst counting in decimal--if you don't use your thumbs.

You cant be satirical and not be offensive to somebody.

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh.

We are the folk song army, every one of us cares. We all hate poverty, war, and injustice unlike the rest of you squares.

Speaking of love, one problem that recurs more and more frequently these days, in books and plays and movies, Is the inability of people to communicate with the people they love: husbands and wives who can't communicate, Children who can't communicate with their parents, and so on. And the characters in these books and plays and so on, And in real life, I might add, spend hours bemoaning the fact that they can't communicate. I feel that if a person can't communicate, the very least he can do is to shut up!

Base eight is just like base ten really, if you're missing two fingers.

Well I wasn't really attacking the religious beliefs [in the song 'The Vatican Rag'], I was attacking the formality of the rituals of the Catholic church; however, people took it wrongly.