And although I'm all for freedom of expression and against censorship, there are certain things I'm not willing to go to jail for.

They love us everywhere we go. So when in doubt, send the Marines.

Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?

If you asked me to write a rock song or a rap song, I couldn't do it because they're not in my fingers.

I went from adolescence to senility, trying to bypass maturity.

Speaking of love, one problem that recurs more and more frequently these days, in books and plays and movies, Is the inability of people to communicate with the people they love: husbands and wives who can't communicate, Children who can't communicate with their parents, and so on. And the characters in these books and plays and so on, And in real life, I might add, spend hours bemoaning the fact that they can't communicate. I feel that if a person can't communicate, the very least he can do is to shut up!

Comedy is very important. For one thing, it keeps you sane. But it's not really a conversion. I mean, it's marginally a conversion, because if people tune in or go to a nightclub or even watch television, and hear that a lot of other people are laughing at something you thought was not funny, at least it'll force you to reconsider.