Be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you.

Always predict the worst, and you'll be hailed as a prophet.

Well, you ask a silly question, and you get a silly answer.

Oh, the Protestants hate the Catholics/ And the Catholics hate the Protestants/ And the Hindus hate the Muslims/ And everybody hates the Jews.

When someone makes a move Of which we don't approve, Who is it that always intervenes? U.N. and O.A.S., They have their place, I guess, But first send the Marines!

I don't want to satirise George Bush and his puppeteers, I want to vaporise them.

You can raise welts like nobody else, as we dance to the Masochism Tango.