Be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you.

No one is more dangerous than someone who thinks he has "The Truth". To be an atheist is almost as arrogant as to be a fundamentalist. But then again, I can get pretty arrogant.

You can raise welts like nobody else, as we dance to the Masochism Tango.

Be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you.

You cant be satirical and not be offensive to somebody.

The civil liberties types who are fighting this issue have to fight it, owing to the nature of the laws, as a matter of freedom of speech and stifling of free expression and so on. But we know what's really involved, dirty books are fun. That's all there is to it. But you can't get up in a court and say that.

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it.