On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.
Tom LehrerI always like to make explicit the fact that before I went off not too long ago to fight in the trenches, I was a mathematician by profession. I don't like people to get the idea that I have to do this for a living. I mean, it isn't as though I had to do this, you know, I could be making, oh, three thousand dollars a year just teaching.
Tom Lehrer