You can raise welts like nobody else, as we dance to the Masochism Tango.

Bad weather always looks worse through a window.

If the hoods don't get you, the monoxide will.

If you asked me to write a rock song or a rap song, I couldn't do it because they're not in my fingers.

The Army has carried the American... ideal to its logical conclusion... Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on the grounds of ability.

If, after hearing my songs, just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend, or perhaps to strike a loved one, it will all have been worth the while.

I'm very proud of myself on my, whatever the literacy is, I'm pretentious, totally pretentious. I like to say 'hmm', for example.