If the hoods don't get you, the monoxide will.

We are the folk song army, every one of us cares. We all hate poverty, war, and injustice unlike the rest of you squares.

I'm very proud of myself on my, whatever the literacy is, I'm pretentious, totally pretentious. I like to say 'hmm', for example.

In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now you can't say 'girl.'

They love us everywhere we go. So when in doubt, send the Marines.

Speaking of love, one problem that recurs more and more frequently these days, in books and plays and movies, Is the inability of people to communicate with the people they love: husbands and wives who can't communicate, Children who can't communicate with their parents, and so on. And the characters in these books and plays and so on, And in real life, I might add, spend hours bemoaning the fact that they can't communicate. I feel that if a person can't communicate, the very least he can do is to shut up!

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.