If the hoods don't get you, the monoxide will.

On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.

The audiences like to think that satire is doing something. But, in fact, it is mostly to leave themselves satisfied. Satisfied rather than angry, which is what they should be.

You cant be satirical and not be offensive to somebody.

Disclaimer: If anyone disagrees with anything I say, I am quite prepared to not only retract it, but also to deny under oath I ever said it.

Filth, I'm glad to say, is in the mind of the beholder. When correctly viewed, everything is lewd.

I'm not tempted to write a song about George W.Bush. I couldn't figure out what sort of song I would write. That's the problem: I don't want to satirise George Bush and his puppeteers, I want to vaporise them. And that's not funny.