I have always found it interesting... that there are people who regard copyright infringement as a form of flattery.

Well, you ask a silly question, and you get a silly answer.

There's ten stuffed heads in my trophy room right now, two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow.

From the three, you then use one to make eight ones. You add those ones to the three, and you get one-three base eight, or, in other words, In base ten you have eleven, and you take away seven. And seven from eleven is four. Now go back to the sixty-fours, you're left with two.

The audiences like to think that satire is doing something. But, in fact, it is mostly to leave themselves satisfied. Satisfied rather than angry, which is what they should be.

You can raise welts like nobody else, as we dance to the Masochism Tango.

The audience usually has to be with you, I'm afraid. I always regarded myself as not even preaching to the converted, I was titillating the converted.