I have always found it interesting... that there are people who regard copyright infringement as a form of flattery.

Be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you.

We are the folk song army, every one of us cares. We all hate poverty, war, and injustice unlike the rest of you squares.

If the hoods don't get you, the monoxide will.

Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down ? That's not my department.

If you visit American city, You will find it very pretty. Just two things of which you must beware: Don't drink the water and don't breathe the air. Pollution, pollution, They got smog and sewage and mud. Turn on your tap and get hot and cold running crud. See the halibuts and the sturgeons Being wiped out by detergents. Fish gotta swim and birds gotta fly, But they don't last long if they try. Pollution, pollution, You can use the latest toothpaste, And then rinse your mouth with industrial waste.

I find that if you take the various popular song forms to their logical extremes, you can arrive at almost anything from the ridiculous to the obscene-or, as they say in New York, sophisticated.