I have always found it interesting... that there are people who regard copyright infringement as a form of flattery.

If, after hearing my songs, just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend, or perhaps to strike a loved one, it will all have been worth the while.

My last public performance for money was in 1967. For free, it was 1972, with the exception of two little one-shot, one-song things. But that's just for friends, out of friendship for the people involved, and also because it was fun.

Counting in octal is just likst counting in decimal--if you don't use your thumbs.

I wasn't really a performer by temperament.

Oh, the Protestants hate the Catholics/ And the Catholics hate the Protestants/ And the Hindus hate the Muslims/ And everybody hates the Jews.

You can raise welts like nobody else, as we dance to the Masochism Tango.