There's ten stuffed heads in my trophy room right now, two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow.

Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down?

The audience usually has to be with you, I'm afraid. I always regarded myself as not even preaching to the converted, I was titillating the converted.

Bad weather always looks worse through a window.

I find that if you take the various popular song forms to their logical extremes, you can arrive at almost anything from the ridiculous to the obscene-or, as they say in New York, sophisticated.

Once all the Germans were warlike and mean But that couldn't happen again We taught them a lesson in nineteen eighteen And they've hardly bothered us since then

You cant be satirical and not be offensive to somebody.