There's ten stuffed heads in my trophy room right now, two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow.

I'm not an original composer. The tunes are not stolen from other tunes necessarily except in a few cases, but they're in the style of songs that I grew up with.

If, after hearing my songs, just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend, or perhaps to strike a loved one, it will all have been worth the while.

You cant be satirical and not be offensive to somebody.

Don't solicit for your sister, it's not nice. Unless you get a good percentage of her price.

Be it ever so decadent, there's no place like home.

I find that if you take the various popular song forms to their logical extremes, you can arrive at almost anything from the ridiculous to the obscene-or, as they say in New York, sophisticated.