There's ten stuffed heads in my trophy room right now, two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow.

They love us everywhere we go. So when in doubt, send the Marines.

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.

As for language, almost everything goes now. That is not to say that verbal taboos have disappeared, but merely that they have shifted somewhat. In my youth, for example, there were certain words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now you can say them, but you can't say 'girl'.

On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.

I don't want to satirise George Bush and his puppeteers, I want to vaporise them.

My last public performance for money was in 1967. For free, it was 1972, with the exception of two little one-shot, one-song things. But that's just for friends, out of friendship for the people involved, and also because it was fun.