There are stories still in existence that I wrote when I was five. However, I did not get published until I was seven.

People aren't trees, so it is false when they speak of roots.

Maybe most people were fundamentally contradictory. The real people at any rate.

There's probably no subject with quite so many conflictin' opinions about it as there are about food, and 'tis better to swap bubble gum with a rabid bulldog than challenge a single one o' the varyin' beliefs your average human holds about nutrition.

The only bubble in the flat champagne of February is Valentine’s Day. It was no accident that our ancestors pinned Valentine’s Day on February’s shirt: he or she lucky enough to have a lover in frigid, antsy February has cause for celebration, indeed.

The most useful thing about art is it's uselessness.

Love is very powerful, but it has limits and it's a costly mistake to spread it too thin.